Sticky Stuff We See Out There
Sticky Couch friend Carrie Wagner just won quarantine.
Take that cash you were saving for when Supercuts opens and head over to Carrie's Etsy site to snag your own quaran-tee.
Document your resiliency in these hairy times.
These will be all the buzz(cut).
Don't mullet over too much.
You'll get a lot of bang(s) for your bucks during your next social distancing.
O.k. We're done.
Or you could just wear a yellow slicker and hunt creepy clowns in the sewers.
That's fine, too.